Shaving, for some, can be one of the most dreaded task of the day (or the week if you’re a scruff like me).
And let’s face it, more than anything else in the world, razor bumps can be a man’s worst enemy — they’re painful, unsightly, and completely unnecessary.
We all know the battle signs: you’ve tried switching your razor from 5-blades to 3-blades to even the 2-blades with no luck. Then you’ve probably run the gamut on shaving creams…canned cream, gels, gels that turn into foam before your very eyes (I don’t trust anything that mutates on my face) and maybe you’ve even gone organic…and still no luck with the irritation.
Enter “The Knight in Shining Armor” or some other masculine equivalent of a dude saving a dude. I discovered Billy Jealousy’s Hydroplane about 4 years ago and never looked back. Whether you’re shaving above the neck or below the belt — this stuff will make you oh so baby smooth with ZERO irritation.
Lucky for you, I got to sit down with Pat Parsi, the founder of Billy Jealousy, for a little Q&A:
Why should I switch from my can of shave cream foam to Hydroplane Shave Cream?
Traditional foam shave creams are comprised mainly of air and tiny bubbles. These tiny bubbles provide the cushion between your face and a razor. Unfortunately, they don’t provide much cushion or lubrication which often results in razor drag, nicks and ingrown hairs. Hydroplane Shave Cream, on the other hand, is comprised of millions of beads of water-soluble, micro-silicone. This ingredient provides much more lubrication which results in greater razor glide. The water-soluble part means that the product does not break down when it comes into contact with water. Instead, it becomes slicker and slicker, ensuring a close but comfortable shave. It also does not stain clothes.
How much product should I use?
Apply a quarter-sized amount to wet face. Add water continuously to face to slicken formula. Add more product too if you like.
Does it have a fragrance?
There is no added fragrance in Hydroplane Shave Cream. It does have a natural fragrance due to the orange, grapefruit, lime and bergamot oils in the product.
Hydroplane Shave Cream is pricier than some of the other shave creams I’ve seen. Is it still a good value?
Yes, it is an excellent value because you need very little product in order to experience a great shave. An 8oz bottle can last for several months.
Does it contain any alcohol?
There is no alcohol in Hydroplane.
Does it contain Menthol?
No Menthol was left out of this product. While Menthol triggers a nice cooling effect, we believe it over stimulates skin during the shaving process, when the skin is most vulnerable.
I’ve seen Benzocaine in some competitive products. Does your shave cream contain this ingredient?
No we left out Benzocaine as well. Benzocaine is a numbing agent. We feel that our shave cream is such a superior product that we don’t need to include a numbing agent in it. Shaving with a product that includes Benzocaine may also result in applying too much razor pressure while you shave which may be harmful to your skin.
Any last words about Hydroplane?
“Our hero product. It’s by far our #1 seller: a unique pre-shave oil and shave cream in one. Shaving irritation affected me all through high school, college and grad school. I later found out that about 80% of men and women experience shaving irritation, according to the American Dermatological Assocation. Hydroplane is the perfect remedy for all the classic problems associated with shaving. I think products like this along with improvements in razor technology have encouraged a lot more men to switch back to razor blades over electric razors.”
–Pat Parsi, Founder, Billy Jealousy
So there you have it guys — possibly the best shave product to hit planet Earth. And no, I’m not getting paid to say that!
Hydroplane is available at Nordstroms, Barneys NY, on the Billy Jealousy website, and in other select stores and spas.
Happy shaving.





William Lanier, Editor, keeping things in line…
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